Cool pic ! =D



Oho !


Mountain of homeworks to do . Lots of Revision to do .
Little time left.
The world is now so...gloomy. Have you noticed?

Chao ah bengs and lians dont wreck much havoc anymore.....
Shops closing down...
Teachers screaming....then quiet....then laugh....then quiet .......
Cats just lie down motionless...
People doing the same routine every day....

The great depression duh !

Oh well. Some jokes I found to cheer pathetic readers up .


Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me Janice, who created the universe?” When Janice didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.

“God Almighty!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good” and Janice fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked Janice, “Who is our Lord and Saviour.” But, Janice didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.

“Jesus Christ!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good,” and Janice fell back asleep.

Then the teacher asked Janice a third question. “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.

This time Janice jumped up and shouted, “If you stick me with that thing one more time, I’ll break it in half and stick it up your ass!”


Gah. I know its lame. Blame it on internet.

Anw one joke from muttons I liked !

This guy Peter or whatever goes to the beach on a weekend. He noticed the hot babes at the beach
just walk past him without second looks. He felt upset as he thinks he is not attractive enough.
He then saw a lifeguard with such muscular body. Peter then approached him.

" Hello , I'm Peter "
" Yes how can I help you?" replied the guard.
" I want to be more attractive so that beach babes will look at me "

" That's easy," said the guard . " Wear a tiny red underwear and put two huge potatoes in it!"

Peter was so happy and thanked the guard.

The next weekend, Peter wore as he was told to. A Tiny red hot underwear with 2 potatoes in it.
However, people walked past Peter with a disgusted look on their faces and some even pointed and
giggled at him.

Dumbfounded, he went to ask the life guard what was the problem.

" I TOLD YOU TO PUT THE POTATOES AT THE FRONT, NOT THE BACK! "


GAHA :P